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mirror on the wall … Why people care more about my life than me?
A toast to our defects. Because with our qualities anyone even care – Funny Quotes
Not enough to be poor. You have to lower the volume of the TV to hear when you fight in the neighbor – “Funny Quotes”
Fabio Jr. sings soulmate music and has been divorced seven times. I’ll believe in love like – Funny Quotes
If he loves cares, many people must love me. Because what have people taking care of my life, no joke!
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In the sentence: I love Monday, the guy is crazy, retired, ours’re on vacation – Funny Quotes
Spend the day without irritating some friends gives the feeling that the day is not complete – Funny Quotes
If you knock on wood away the bad luck, I’m needing to deforest the Amazon at the base of the fight – Funny Quotes
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Who lives in the past is the museum.
Who lives in the future is psychic.
Who lives this is Santa Claus! – Funny Quotes
I think my cupid like math.
Just bring me problems.
Follow your dream.
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I like both of sleep that is the first thing I think about when I wake up – Funny Quotes
The more things I have to do; the more time I spend on Facebook – Funny Quotes
I pretend to agree with annoying people only for them to shut up – Funny Quotes
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I love gossip.
I learn things about me that even I knew – Funny Quotes
You can have all the money in the world but there is something you can never buy: a dinosaur – Funny Quotes
i’m So needy that barbecue comes in and says Heart? and I answer: What is it, love!
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday is close to Monday? – Funny Quotes
The world would be better if before posting an indirect, one stop to analyze the indirect also serves to her – Funny Quotes
There is no greater disappointment to forget to shake the Toddy before drinking – Funny Quotes
If I had one real for every disappointment, I would be disappointed in Paris – Funny Quotes
That moment when your brain league in automatic and you agree with everything that the person is talking about – Funny Quotes
– It’s Friday?
– Not yet. Hold on a little longer there … – Funny Quotes
If I had one real for every person who loves me …
I would have 1 Real, right mom? – Funny Quotes
Back with ex-boyfriend (a) it is like buying a car that was already his. It comes with the same defects, but more shot – Funny Quotes
Take me long to find you, now I want only you …
… weekend – Funny Quotes
Cai meteor falls internet. Just do not fall money to my account.
That moment when you speak the truth, but then gives a smile and no one believes you.
I have so much desire to stay in bed, that in some past life I must have been a mattress.
Cat, you have to face my third girlfriend. And look that only had two! – Funny Quotes
My mother needs to understand that there is a difference between being disorganized and give the freedom to choose things where they want to stay – Funny Quotes
Irony is you being at work and send you to hell.
There are three ways of doing things: The right way, the wrong way and my way, which equals the wrong way, only faster
Then you start dating … People come to the Narnia wanting to be with you – Funny Quotes
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Only regret the yogurt caps that played out without licking – funny Short Jokes
Mobile today has all but battery – “funny Short Jokes”
If zombie is a living dead, then it is proof that someone dead may be living proof that there is life after death – funny Short Jokes
Sometimes the silence of the night
I’m calculating how many hours I have to sleep – funny Short Jokes
Envy of my parents. I will never have a child as cool as theirs – funny Short Jokes
While there will be mobile with internet insomnia – funny Short Jokes
Today I woke up ready for everything. The first thing I will do is sleep again – funny Short Jokes
You have indirect Facebook, the target does not realize it is him and still enjoys – funny Short Jokes
Love is not what comes when you twist that never end. The name of it is a holiday – funny Short Jokes
What the eyes do not see, – funny Short Jokes
That kind of woman speaking I will not argue with you after giving two hours of lecture – funny Short Jokes
Gone is the time when the union was strength. Today the Union charges taxes and who does the force is you – funny Short Jokes
If I had to beauty that I have to sleep … My God, how I would be beautiful!
Dear little body: treat as lettuce which give you the brigadier – funny Short Jokes
You finish reading the paragraph
There have to read again because he was traveling in another dimension – funny Short Jokes
Next weekend is the weekend again …!
I hate when I have prepared a whole speech and the person simply apologizes.
People who are happy before noon, is certainly sleeping.
Convert yourself and still send me to shut up – funny Short Jokes
Why Mario was the psychologist? Because he was going through a difficult phase! – funny Short Jokes
If the dog is man’s best friend, the cigar is wrapped the dog and the whiskey is bottled dog – funny Short Jokes
Girl has a little face in his makeup – funny Short Jokes
Cute Funny Quotes & Short Jokes About Friends
That moment you realize that even his friend uglier dating and you do not – Cute Funny Quotes
Friday, think of me I’m thinking of you – “Cute Funny Quotes”
One day I’ll wake up early and yelled for my alarm clock only for him to see what I spend every day – Cute Funny Quotes
There are three types of people, those who can count and those that do not.
Waking up early is to make sure that sleep is the best thing there is – Cute Funny Quotes
A kiss for you who waited so by Saturday and is sitting in front of the computer doing nothing – Cute Funny Quotes
Beach is equal scale. Whenever you step on it feels like to lose weight – Cute Funny Quotes
Friday … I never wanted you so much! – Cute Funny Quotes
How would you define men and women today? Women wanting everything to the day before yesterday, men wanting everything to the day after tomorrow – Cute Funny Quotes
The evil vulture is to think that the bull is dead! – Cute Funny Quotes
Behind a great man there is always a woman … tired, sad, upset and stressed – Cute Funny Quotes
I do not know if the test was too easy or if I said it wrong – Cute Funny Quotes
The woman was so ugly that even those who were blind passed her by pretending not to see – Cute Funny Quotes
This is not fly, is falling with style – Cute Funny Quotes
The fact that we call the Black Sabbath does not mean that we engage in black magic. Did the Rolling Stones are involved in avalanches?
Again, my life was saved by the miracle of lasagna – Cute Funny Quotes
No, I will not ask him to choose between sex and playing Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been updated to include graphics quality and improvements in weapons system.
If Saturday’ re so imagine Monday – Cute Funny Quotes
Worse than donkey kick only mother of pest – Cute Funny Quotes
If we do not have the key, we cannot give what we do not have that open, so what good would find what needs to be open, and we do not have, without first find the key to open it?
A perfect world … where you will only work or study after waking up naturally without an alarm clock.
Since I always end up eating chocolate on Valentine’s Day, someone could give me a boyfriend at Easter – Cute Funny Quotes
Between put up with a friend in love and hit the little finger on the corner, which mobile you choose? – Cute Funny Quotes
I envy dumb, because it is eternal – Cute Funny Quotes
Marriage is not heaven or hell – it’s just purgatory – Cute Funny Quotes
My belly is not set because who defines limited – Cute Funny Quotes
Do not let the world ends … yet no one ate – Cute Funny Quotes
My bank account is proof that the world should have ended in 2016 – Cute Funny Quotes
Hello! It seems that we are responsible for repopulating the land of unicorns. Pleasure, my name is John, and you? – Cute Funny Quotes
Only I have eyes for a woman … at a time of course – Cute Funny Quotes
It has love, but I prefer the holiday – Cute Funny Quotes
I do not give my wife … and not yours – Cute Funny Quotes
Unlike the slave pro intern is that the trainee still have to study – Cute Funny Quotes
I’m so nerdy that when I see Neymar kicking I think if he pressed the L2 + Square.
Never lend books, they will never return them. All the books I have in my library are books that other people have lent me – Cute Funny Quotes
Marriage is a prison inside out. In jail, the prisoner always has a greater chance of freedom over time and good behavior – Cute Funny Quotes
When a woman gets to choose dishcloth, you can smarten that marriage is already certain – Cute Funny Quotes
What is the last thing a drummer says in a band? – Hey, why not try one of my songs?
The main reason for Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
You have to be very cynical to celebrate golden wedding – Funny Quotes
There are those people who spread joy in the morning, and then there’s me that even to say “good morning” already have to be a sacrifice!
I miss you, but whenever you back very soon I’m counting the time left for new farewell!
The weekend has only one flaw: it does not last forever Funny Quotes and Short Jokes .
I swear I even woke up in a good mood, but then I remembered I had to go to work. Good Morning! – Cute Funny Quotes
Get out of bed count as exercise, I already do my part and with great sacrifice. Good Morning! – Cute Funny Quotes
The day came that causes general improvement in mood. Happy Friday and the second delay coming! – Cute Funny Quotes
There are friendships that we should maintain eternal, especially those in which the person already knows too much about our lives! – Cute Funny Quotes
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